Title : Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat
Publisher : Tradewest
Developer : Rare
Genre : Racing
Players : 1-4 Players
Release Date : 1992
Estimated Value (as of today's date) : $12-$15
Happy Monday, everybody! I apologize that I have to start things off this week with a racing game that I can really give two licks about. I don't even have the slightest clue who Danny Sullivan is, and I hate Indy racing. I've said it before in previous reviews, but racing to me is one of the most incredibly boring "sports" in existence. At least Indy racing has twists and turns, and isn't like Daytona where you just ride around in a circle for seventeen hours.
So, how about I make this review nice and quick and painless? Wait, you know what would be great? If they made a racing game where you purposefully have to wreck the cars. After all, isn't that why people go to these stupid races?
Kind of disturbing, don't you think? That most people attend the races for the chance of seeing someone slam into a wall and get permanently injured, possibly die? You people are sick! SICK I TELL YOU!!! THIS IS A NINTENDO GAME! YOU WILL FIND NO SUCH THING HERE!
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